4 things i don’t want to hear about anymore.
November 19th, 2009 § 4 Comments
So there comes in a time in every young man’s life where he hates, and when he hates he doesn’t want to hear about the things he loathes so much.
THUSLY, we are here to talk about the 4 Things I Don’t Want To Hear About Anymore
1. Twilight - THEY ARE NOT VAMPIRES. IT’S BADLY WRITTEN. KRISTEN STEWART IS THE MOST BORING LOOKING GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN. The whole series hurts everything inside my brain. The only good thing to come from this abomination of a wreck of a series is this http://lucylou.livejournal.com/566295.html
2. Your Relationship – I am a single guy. I have always been a single guy, but I will not always be a single guy. And being a single guy, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP. I don’t care about how much time you and your schmoopy-woopsy are spending together or about that time you two went to the movies and it was just absolutely ~perfect~. I don’t care. I don’t. I don’t want to check my Twitter or Facebook and see anymore “My boyfriend/girlfriend is the greatest person to grace God’s green earth.” When I finally find some girl that wants to go out on dates with me and spend time with me then sure, I’d be glad to hear about your gee-golly-gosh-great relationship. But until that day TONE IT DOWN.
3. Sarah Palin/Levi Johnston – I’m not a political guy at all. I know that Sarah Palin ran as Vice President under McCain and blah blah blah Alaska blah blah blah SHE GOT KIDS blah blah blah her daughter been got pregnant blah blah blah. And Levi Johnston was the one that done knocked up that purty daughter of hers and theys had a baby together, and then THEYS BROKED UP. I DON’T CARE. I don’t care that this backwoods hick Johnston is posing for Playgirl and is attacking Palin in the media, OH NO THE WORLD IS ENDING. I don’t care that Sarah Palin is doing anything at all. I don’t.
4. John and/or Kate plus their brood of 8 – Hey look America, two terrible got together, had themselves a whole litter of kids and the geniuses and TLC filmed it and made it into a show! A nd now they’re divorced or getting divorced or whatever. BUT WAIT! John is dating 20 different women! And Kate is on every talk show under the sun! I can’t wait for the next 10-15 years to see how messed up these kids are going to be. Actually, that’s an overexaggeration, I can wait. I guess.
ANYWAY, I’m going to leave you with a great new song by Say Anything.
I live in a beautiful and sheltered world where I don’t hear about any of this stuff.
PROTIP: Even when you are in a relationship, you will not care about how awesome other people’s relationships are.
I completely agree. I think I actually care LESS about other people’s relationships.
This post is an accurate reflection of the minds of most sane human beings. I wish for the world before Twilight existed.
Those were such happier times…
Amazing list that I think should be kind of mandatory when you agree to the terms of service. Also, I completely agree with everyone above. You probably give even less of a crap when you’re in a relationship.