songs barack obama probably has on his iPod.
September 8th, 2009 § Leave a Comment
I’ve been trying to think of what to write for seriously the better part of four days, and I was given the idea “What would Barack Obama listen to?” (sort of like “What would Jesus do?”) So, here is what I think Obama would listen to, and why.
#1. “My President Is Black” by Young Jeezy: This is a pretty obvious choice to me. Barack Obama is indeed an African American, so he should be proud that he is the first one to be President. He might even be the first president to have a positive rap song written about him. Go you B.O.
#2. “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” by Geto Boys: This is what Obama listens to everyday he is in the Oval Office. He takes off his blazer, undoes his tie, and props his feet up on his desk while he smokes a cigar.
#3. “Heat of the Moment” by Asia: When Obama is in front of Congress and things aren’t going his way, he plays this song and everyone joins in. Instant pass on any bill.
#4. Anything by Marvin Gay or Barry White: Everyone has those songs they make love to, and Obama is classy enough to have that stuff on vinyl.
#5. “Jack and Diane” by John Mellencamp: This is Barack and Michelle’s song. They go to Dairy Queen, since there is only one Tastee Freeze on the planet and it is in John Mellencamp’s house [with the Secret Service], suck on chili dogs [with the Secret Service], and listen to this song in the back of their bulletproof limo [with the Secret Service].
#6. “Beat It” by Michael Jackson: Whenever Dick Cheyney rolls by the Oval Office [more like teleports there, because I feel like the Devil can do that] Obama blasts this and they get in a dance off. Obama always wins because Cheyney always breaks his hip.
#7. “Shut the F*** Up” by Cake: Whenever Joe Biden [or the Republicans] opens his mouth, Obama gets this exact expression on his face.
I’m sure there are a lot more songs, since seven songs does not make an iPod. If you think I missed something good, let me know.
Cody.
